However, reports have come to light that it is not just we, the every-dog on the street who are susceptible to sending an ill advised text message after having a couple of drinks*. According to reliable sources, no less than Batman himself falls into that very trap on a regular basis.
*Seriously, why is there no app to lock texting if it detects that you're drunk?
Thank You, Internet, for making it possible to find a picture of just about anything
Consider the following examples of...
Drunk Texts From Batman
Names listed as they appear in the BatCel
You can occasionally tell what Batman has been drinking just from the mood of the text. For example, Tequila clearly makes him mean...
Hey AL, get here quik, i ned your help burying a prostitute.
HA!! You totaley fell for that didnt you DUMBASS! LMBAO!
Shall I take it that you require the services of a taxi to return home this evening sir? - ButlerNumeroUno
You shud have seen ur face!!
You can't see my face, sir. We're miles away from each other -
Shut up and send me a fukin taco.
I'm on my way -
Whereas you can always tell that he's been drinking bourbon when he becomes inappropriately sentimental...
U kno, u r totally the best. Serriously. U're Awesome man
Um... Thanks. Where are you? -
No, reelly. I totalley love u man. Totalley.
Maybe we should be done crimefighting for the night... -
Reely. Im gunna tell everybody man. I totalley love U. I'm gonna tellevrybody.
My nam is Bruce. And I luv Dick!
Please tell me you're not driving. -
In contrast, a beer-drunk Batman appears to just get a little silly.
Who is this? -
No, u r supposd to say who's there. Illtryit agan. knock knock
Who gave you this number?-
Batman-Ur not doin it rite! Knock knok!!!!
<sigh> Fine. Who's there.-
I'm bateman, bitsh!
You're Jason Bateman?-
Nooo!!! Batmaan!! Geez.
You do realize you just totally gave me your phone number-
And Gin... well...
Hey baby. Check THIS out...
Oh My God, is that a picture of your... Oh for Christ sake. Seriously?????-
Seriously. Maybe he should have just stuck with the Batsignal.
Until next time. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Texts.