Which is in and of itself not particularly noteworthy (and probably fairly accurate), but for a conversation I had about it this morning;
I had this dream last night that I was a heroin dealer,
but I was, like, the worse heroin dealer ever. Seriously,
I was super bad at it.
SOMEONE WHO IS NOT ME:
Well, that's no surprise.
And I was actually offended. Who were they to tell me I wouldn't be a good heroin dealer! I bet I could be a great heroin dealer! I could be heroin dealer of the month, I'll have you know!
It took a significant chunk of the morning before I let go of the vague feeling that at any moment I was going to head out to buy a shit ton of heroin and sell the crap out of it, just to prove a point. Eventually it passed because;
A: I wouldn't know where to buy heroin if my life depended on it.
B: I would actually be a terrible heroin salesman. For a start I suspect that they don't refer to themselves as 'salesmen'.
But honestly. A little support would be nice. Am I right?