But after considerable deliberation I am forced to acknowledge that there is nothing whatsoever to say about Markie Post.
I'm not saying that I have nothing to say about her. I'm saying that there is nothing to be said about her.
For those who aren't in the know, Markie Post was an actress on the TV Sitcom Night Court in the 1980s
The three reasonably interesting things to note about Markie Post are-
1: She was the prosecutor on the show Night Court
2: She was apparently on The Fall Guy
3: It's almost impossible to find a picture of her in which she is not wearing a bikini
This is the only way the internet will remember me...
And that's it.
Now, in the cast of Night Court alone there are a million more interesting stories. Harry Anderson, for example is fascinating. His father was regularly played by John Freakin Astin! If that name means nothing to you, he was and is in no particular order-
1: The only acceptable Gomez Adams
2: The father of Samwise Gamgee (aka Sean Astin)
3: The only acceptable alternative if Frank Gorshin was unavailable to play the Riddler on the Batman TV show
And what of John Larroquette?
First of all, I'm pretty sure his last name is French for 'The Rocket', which is all kinds of awesome.
Secondly, his mother's name was Berthalla Oramous which... just take a moment with that.
Thirdly, and most importantly, if you watch Star Trek III: The Search for Spock, you will discover That Klingon One and Klingon Two are none other than John Larroquette and Christopher Lloyd. Which means you will spend the whole movie watching Dan from Night Court and Reverend Jim from Taxi trying to Kill William Shatner.
from left to right - Dan Fielding, Reverend Jim, and Loser who never had a sitcom.
And that's not even getting into Richard Moll (did you realize he's 70 years old now?) Or Brent Spiner who got his start as a semi-regular on the show. Or any of the sadly now dead female bailiffs.
I'm sorry Markie Post.
I wish I had more to say.