-In the kingdom of the blind, couldn't you just say you had one eye and be king? I mean - they're all blind... who's gonna know?
-It will always be safe to mock the Amish on television.
-A penny saved is not a penny earned. It's a penny you already earned from somewhere else that you're just not spending at this later moment. Hell, you may have stolen it. Or picked it up off the ground or something.
-The fact that I am rubber and you are glue is only relevant if the invective hurled at me is aimed in such a way that the angle of incidence exactly matches the angle of deflection. Otherwise it's just going to get bounced off in some other direction and your only concern will be sand. And spiders. You should always be afraid of spiders.
-If you cant say anything nice about someone, they must be a real asshole.
-A stitch in time is more effort and less satisfying than just buying a new one later.
-Ignorance may or may not be bliss but it certainly seems to be the more popular option.
The 42nd Vizsla - Because there were already 41 Vizslas registered here.
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