So here's a conversation I had today over the work messaging system...
Would you go eat at a restaurant called Two Bunny Brunch?
Assume that the waitresses are drag queens
I would eat there everyday
Is this an option?
A Facebook friend mentioned this morning in a comment that he'd interrupted a hawk's two bunny brunch while out running, and now I'm compelled to open a restaurant to use the name
There will be burlesque shows during your meal
as long as no bunnies are hurt, I'm totally in.
Pasties with my pastries!*
Oh... we will be starting each meal with a ritual bunny sacrifice at your table.
A bunny, killed by a drag queen while you watch
it's a lot of our overhead expense to be honest
plus PETA is SUPER pissed
well, im honestly kinda into a drag queen crushing a bunny's neck
the really weird thing about it is that it's a totally vegan restaurant
Dude, for real, lets go into the restaurant business together
"And now, while I get your drinks order, Mis Toulittah Pepsee will strangle a rabbit"
Yes. This is exactly what they installed the messaging system for.
*Pasties and Pastries is still available as a name for that stripper operated bakery you've always dreamed of opening. You're welcome.