Monday, May 16, 2016

The business plan took a grim turn there...

So here's a conversation I had today over the work messaging system...

Me
Would you go eat at a restaurant called Two Bunny Brunch?
Assume that the waitresses are drag queens
 
Not Me
10:54 AM
I would eat there everyday
Is this an option?
 
Me
10:55 AM
A Facebook friend mentioned this morning in a comment that he'd interrupted a hawk's two bunny brunch while out running, and now I'm compelled to open a restaurant to use the name
There will be burlesque shows during your meal
 
Not Me
10:57 AM
as long as no bunnies are hurt, I'm totally in.
Pasties with my pastries!*
 
Me
10:57 AM
Oh... we will be starting each meal with a ritual bunny sacrifice at your table.
A bunny, killed by a drag queen while you watch
it's a lot of our overhead expense to be honest
plus PETA is SUPER pissed
 
Not Me
11:00 AM
well, im honestly kinda into a drag queen crushing a bunny's neck
 
Me
11:00 AM
the really weird thing about it is that it's a totally vegan restaurant
 
Not Me
11:01 AM
Dude, for real, lets go into the restaurant business together
 
Me
11:05 AM
"And now, while I get your drinks order, Mis Toulittah Pepsee will strangle a rabbit"

Yes.  This is exactly what they installed the messaging system for.

*Pasties and Pastries is still available as a name for that stripper operated bakery you've always dreamed of opening.  You're welcome.

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