I was listening to public radio on my drive in to work the other day (Pretentious Dog Alert) and happened to catch a regular feature they do called 'Science Friday'*
*Because it's on Fridays. And about science. It's hosted by Ira Flatow, who once upon a time hosted the TV show Newton's Apple. This is mostly notable because it was given a shout out on an episode of Archer, which means that Ira is officially cooler than you or me.
There were a few stories being discussed on this particular day. The first of them was a little piece about medical problems in the Koala population in Australia. Specifically; research has determined that over 50% of the Koalas in Australia have Chlamydia.
Feel free to take a moment at this point to say to yourself, 'What the HELL is going on in Australia??'
Now, Ira went on the specify that this is not the same strain of Chlamydia that humans are capable of getting, but it does still reinforce the need to discuss past partners every time you want to get intimate with a koala. It also explains the Australian folk saying, 'Hey, get your whore Koala off of my lawn!'
Tomorrow: Science Friday Continues