It's come to our attention that there's some confusion regarding zones. What they are, where they overlap, how much they score in scrabble, that kind of thing.
Therefore, because we're public spirited, here is a comprehensive list outlining the salient points of the zones that you should be aware of.
You're welcome.
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The Red Zone:
Immediate loading and unloading of passengers. There is no stopping in the Red Zone. Passengers should be prepared to tuck and roll.
The White Zone:
Overt Racism.
The Twilight Zone:
Thoughtful allegorical storytelling, often outlining the dangers of the previous entry. Oh, and that one with Burgess Meredith where he wished all the other people away and then broke his glasses. Which is a totally fixable problem, by the way. There's plenty of glasses stores out there still. He could have found something that would have worked for him.
The Erogenous Zone:
This is between you and your God. And the occasional college lacrosse team. That's nobody's business.
The Red Zone:
An area on the football field in which the Minnesota Vikings have no idea what to do, where to go, or which end is up. (That's American Football, for our international readership, which - again - can be loosely described as playing rugby while dressed up like a robot. It's been a rough season to be a Minnesota fan, but we did at least get a shout out on Ghosts a few weeks ago.)
The Danger Zone:
Can be reached by highway.
The Dead Zone:
Reasonably good book, terrible movie, awesome TV Series. Stephen King adaptations really are a minefield.
The Friend Zone:
It's not a real thing, dude. She just doesn't want to go out with you.
The Neutral Zone:
Arranged by negotiation with the Romulans, this region of space most never, ever be entered. Unless you feel like saying 'Screw it, we're entering the neutral zone', in which case you will suffer absolutely no consequences.
We hope that this information has been helpful. Stay in your Zone.
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