This was in no way unusual as I'm kind of a sixteen year old girl when it comes to texting - although I am physically incapable of using 'cute ' texting abbreviations and feel compelled to completely type out things like 'See You', 'Too, To or Two', 'Be Right Back' and 'Yes, You Are Contributing to the Escalating Collapse of the English Language Simply for the Sake of Saving Half a Second To Completely Type out that You Will Be Right Back'*
*Other notable accomplishments of the sixteen year old girl of which I am not capable - Brushing my hair, legally attending a slumber party of other sixteen year old girls, and menstruating.
No, what was notable about this text was that it came from a completely unfamiliar number and said simply-
'You still up for a question?'
I took a moment to try to figure out if this was a number I should be familiar with and failed to do so. But they had bothered to spell out 'You' properly, so I figured What the Hell and sent back -
'Sure. What's up?'
After a minute or two of sitting quietly and being mildly curious about what the question was and if it would give me any pointers as to whom I talking with, I received back -
'Sorry i dialed a wrong number. I am a realtor was trying to reach client and pressed 1 wrong number. Sorry.'
On my first read of this I missed the word 'realtor' and spent a few minutes wondering what sort of 'client' this mysterious texter had. Were they a Lawyer? A Prostitute? A Drug Dealer of some kind? Then I read the word 'Realtor' and realized that my second guess had been the correct one.*
*Cheap shot at Realtors there.
Now, obviously they lost a little bit of ground with comma usage there (not to mention the uncapitalized 'i'...) BUT - they did have the courtesy to send a reply that both explained and apologize, and I'm a huge fan of both of those activities. So I happily plunged forward and sent back -
'No worries. That would explain why I have no idea who the Heck I'm talking to :)'
Note both the dangling participle and the old school hand crafted emoticon. I am not myself above criticism.
Clearly the realtor was an amiable sort, because a moment later I got back -
'Ha ha yea that's true. Have a good night'
Now, commas aside I confess I was growing fond of the realtor by this stage based entirely on their manners. Which is a little sad when you think about it. What does it say about our society when that little amount of common courtesy and good manners is so unexpected and striking. Nothing good, that's what. This is what comes of allowing people to just stop using vowels.
And so I sent back -
'And to you. For the record, depending on what the question was my answer was going to be either four or Sacramento'
Yes, I see the missing comma now. It was late. I was tired.
A minute or so passed and I got back -
'ha ha thats funny'
To which I responded -
'They're both solid answers'
I never got a reply to that one, so either the Realtor had finally realized that I was never going to stop responding unless they did or they got a hold of their client and were having a more relevant conversation at that moment.
I like to think that my mysterious realtor found the answer that he or possibly she was looking for. Who can say. All I can add is this -
'Happy New Year, mysterious Realtor out there somewhere in the night. I hope you found the answer you sought. And if the question was either What's the Capitol of California or the Square Root of Sixteen, I like to think I might have even been the guiding star that set you on the course.
Happy New Year