I was pleased to discover a song that I had long since forgotten called 'The Cheese Alarm' A catchy tune that contains such lyrics as-
'Roquefort and Gruyere and slippery Brie,
All of these cheeses they happen to me.'
It's amazing how something completely random and ridiculous can make you feel ok about your life in general again.
Well played, Mr. Hitchcock. Well Played. I will indeed ring your cheese alarm.
You should enjoy it now here.