Originally published June 26th, 2013
With the tiresome final batch of decisions typed, collated and handed down, it's time once again for the august members of the Supreme Court of the United States of America to go on their long awaited Summer Holidays.
Which leads the average Vizlsa on the street to wonder - how exactly do the guardians of constitutional justice in these, our United States spend their summer down time?
Well wonder no longer, here we can now finally reveal -
The official Summer Vacation Plan Docket of the Supreme Court of the United States of America
Chief Justice John Roberts
Must return to the underworld for his annual six month obligatory term as Hades' bride due to contractual obligations negotiated by his mother Demeter, Goddess of Harvest
Chasin' tail and pleasin' the ladies. Possibly considering getting an addition to the barbwire tattoo around left bicep.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Attempting to decrease number of youth in her neighborhood who choose to wear pants at an unreasonably low beltline through combination of disapproving glances and dissenting calls to neighborhood mothers. Also enrolled in gymnastic pole dancing class at neighborhood Y.
Resuming the skinning and swallowing whole of live babies. Possibly getting in some light reading.
Will attempt once again to successfully throw 'fishbowl' style swingers party. Will spend lonely evening staring forelornely at the keys to his '93 Dodge Viper, sitting alone in bottom of fishbowl.
Drinking until the shaking and spiritual emptiness pass. So many hopes... So many dreams...
Volunteering time teaching calculus to deaf students from impoverished neighborhoods in attempt to cement moral superiority over Breyer
No one knows. No one asks. All anyone will say is that he'll return some time in mid august with haunted eyes, occasionally muttering something about 'them'.
For $35, anything you like. Also macrame