Monday, April 28, 2014

Mea Culpa, RE: Your Unfortunate Poisoning

A brief correction as regards yesterday's column.

It was pointed out to me today that there is in fact a third possibility as regards the brightly colored sneaker people*

*Still an awesome band name.  Seriously people, you have to start snatching these up.

Speaking to a coworker, we discussed the dilemma of not knowing if they wanted to have sex with you or to have you attempt to kill them so they would seem sexier to others. 

She quite sensibly said, 'Or they could just be really, really poisonous'

I had completely overlooked this possibility.

So, my official apologies to any of you that may have been inadvertently bitten and killed by someone while attempting to make love to or murder them.

My bad.

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