The night before last I had a dream that I was watching a dog's naming ceremony*
*Clearly the ceremony where a dog appears on stage and a very nice MC announces to the world what the dog's name is going to be. Come on, keep up people.
I don't remember what breed the dog in question was, but the MC announced, 'Because of his friendliness, he shall be named after the very quintessence of friendliness himself. The man who embodied friendliness. This dog's name shall be 'James Buchanan.' Because he is so James Buchanany'