Today at the office-
ME: You hardly ever hear the word ample in any other context.
NOT-ME: What context are you thinking of?
ME: Bosoms.
NOT-ME: Ample Bosoms?
ME: Yes.
NOT-ME: You hear it about leg room in cars too.
ME: True.
NOT-ME: But that's pretty much it, you're right. Bosoms and Leg Room.
ME: I would totally go see a band called 'Bosoms and Leg room'.
NOT-ME: I would too.
If anyone starts a band called Bosoms and Leg Room, I totally want a T-Shirt.
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