(Parts One and Two can be found Here and Here, respectively)
Why was it that we spent that day trying to track down
a picture of Rene Auberjonois dressed up as a porkchop?
You had said something in a voice that sounded
like Katharine Hepburn.
I still have no idea why we wanted the picture, but that seemed like a good place to end the conversation.
Side note - All screenplays should only contain characters labelled 'Me' and 'Not Me'.