His name is Jake And since I've learned to imbed picture (Suck it, Air Bud!) here is one of him-
And here is one of me watching TV
And here is one of a pug dressed like Yoda, because I have an incredibly short attention span.
Needs no Saber
Needs no Blaster
He's both pug and Jedi Master.
I'm sorry, what was I talking about again?
Ah, Jake. Right.
So, like a lot of one year olds, Jake is incredibly excitable. Unlike a lot of one year olds, Jake can actually jump about six feet straight up in the air from a dead stop. (Again I say 'Suck it, Air Bud!)
The combination of these two things has resulted in Jake's current traditional greeting- Wag Wag Wag Bite your nose off.
Is this a step up or down from his previous traditional greeting, which earned him the nickname 'Nut-Punch'? I'll leave that for history to decide.
Excuse me, it's time to roll on my back and make Yeti Noises.