I mean, it's not like I think that hanging out with large groups of people is the most awesome thing ever or anything. Nope, not at all.
Plus I don't actually drink, so I could totally be your designated driver, but... you know.. whatevs. you have fun without me. Ya bastard.
What? No, I didn't say anything there. You probably imagined it.
Shit, I bet there's totally going to be a meat raffle.
I never get to go the the American Legion anymore. And it's not like that's likely to happen TWICE in the same place, right? I mean, am I right??
I'm totally going to let the border healer eat the loveseat while you're gone.