No, that's fine. You just go to the beer bust without me. Whatever.

I mean, it's not like I think that hanging out with large groups of people is the most awesome thing ever or anything.  Nope, not at all.

Plus I don't actually drink, so I could totally be your designated driver, but... you know.. whatevs.  you have fun without me.  Ya bastard.

What?  No, I didn't say anything there.  You probably imagined it.

Shit, I bet there's totally going to be a meat raffle.

GodDAMN it.

I never get to go the the American Legion anymore.  And it's not like that's likely to happen TWICE in the same place, right?  I mean, am I right??

I'm totally going to let the border healer eat the loveseat while you're gone.