After today's Vikings game I was desperate to find something to be proud of Minnesota for...
Duck, Duck, regional poultry
1- Tomorrow is Memorial Day and there is a better than reasonable chance that I'm not going to get around to writing one then
B- I feel a little bad about blowing off yesterday's with the old 'picture of a duck' excuse.
3 or C - I've got a thought
It's actually the duck that's to blame. (For this as in so many things. They're evil, ducks are.) I was thinking about the kids game of Duck, Duck, Grey Duck (or Duck, Duck, Goose if you don't live in Minnesota and are wrong.)
First point of interest - I went to check which came first, the Grey duck or Goose version and the internet didn't seem to know. Which puts the question on an amazingly short list of things. Seriously, when was the last time you needed an answer and Wikipedia just kind of shrugged and shuffled its feet awkwardly?
*Note - this does not in any way constitute an endorsement of Wikipedia as a factual reference source. It remains as always the Cliff Clavin of the Internet - a lot to say about everything, most of it wrong.
Now, for those reading in other nations (and I'll take this moment to say 'Hey' again to the Russian readership. love you guys), this is what I'm talking about. The Game Correctly Known as Duck, Duck, Grey Duck goes like this. A group of kids sits in a circle. One kids walks around the periphery of the circle tapping the other kids on the head one by one saying at each tap '______ Duck', the space being filled in with the name of a color. So it goes, '(tap) red Duck, (tap) green Duck, (tap) Chartreuse Duck (because the kid naming the colors is a pretentious dickhead showoff which is why I usually didn't get invited to play and who are you to judge me)'
And so forth
Eventually the kid naming the colors labels one of the kids sitting down as 'Grey Duck', at which point the kid sitting down jumps up and they run around the circle. If the 'tapper' gets to the 'tappee's space and sits down before getting tagged by the aforementioned 'tappee' then the party of the first part heretofore and without exemption under law doth sit. And the cycle begins anew.
Now that's how it goes in Minnesota. Everyone else plays Duck, Duck, Goose, where everyone gets tapped as a duck until one gets tapped as a goose, because everyone else wants their children to be stupid and not know colors.
Wikipedia goes on to note that there is a version called 'Extreme Duck, Duck, Goose', but I am not going to tell you what it is, because all of the possibilities that you're imagining right now are much MUCH funnier than the actual description.
As I have said before - Always believe the more amusing option.