Actual Conversation at work today (via phone)
Me: Hello Vivian (Not her real name) you have a guest in the lobby. It's your future.
Vivian(Still not her real name): Ooo, how exciting!
Me: Well, I didn't say it was a positive future.
Vivian: Oh. But you said it in the sexy voice.
Vivian: I thought my future was going to be all sexy
Me: It could still be sexy. Just not positive and sexy.
Vivian: I suppose that would be OK.
Me: Honestly, it's probably better that your future be sexy than good, isn't it?
Vivian: I think so.
Me: I'm glad we've shared this time.