So- Without further ado-
Everything you really need to know
-Suck it up, ya big baby.
-People pretty much suck.
-OK, maybe not everybody sucks
-There is an important distinction between people that are actually evil and people who are merely unpleasant
- Get off my lawn or I will shoot you in the face
-It's important to bear in mind the decaying effect of hubris on pure science and approach the search for knowledge as a pure state rather than as a way to glorify yourself through discover. Also compassion should be the true measure of humanity for without the soul the body is but a vessel for destruction. Plus if you make a bet you should man up and actually finish your stupid submission for the contest I'm looking at you Lord look-at-me-I'm-way-too-busy-wearing-blousey-shirts-Byron
-Holy CRAP, do people suck.
-Please stop f*cking up the planet. Also, my eyes are up here buddy.
-Linguistics f***ing rocks. Also, Hang in there kitten, Friday's coming.
-You know, I did write other things...
William Shakespeare (Possibly Francis Bacon)
People are really their own worst enemies. This is either sad or funny, depending on the situation.
-Math isn't real. (seriously. This is the entirety of what I got out of Tractatus Philisophicus)
You're welcome, planet. You may now resume playing Xbox Kinect